Guinea Pigs

Name: Guinea Pigs Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Cute, cuddly,and great pets!

Guinea Pigs are cool critters!

Guinea Pigs by Shelby A April 11, 2007

Words you can keep

Guinea Pigs

1. A small creature that children own as pets, usually called the name of their favorite condiment. Ex: Peanut butter, Mustard, Ketchup.

2. The name for a man that a younger girl is strangely attracted too. The man is older in this case.

1. Fanny Jo: I got a pet guinea pig!
Susan Mae: What's his name?
Fanny Jo: Mayonnaise!

2. Aly: Guinea Pigs is so hot today!
Lexi: EWWWWWW!
Madison: EWWWWWW!
Ana: EWWWWWW!
Aly: What?!

Guinea Pigs by GuineaPigzLuvsAlyyyS March 10, 2010

guinea pigs

sex toys that wont shut the fuck up. Squeaking little motherfuckers

won't make it fun tonight.
yeah, let's use a guinea pigs.

guinea pigs by ffffffffffu August 30, 2018

guinea pigs

when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.

at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.

guinea pigs by Krkič October 15, 2019