Generic nickname for a gofer; used by Jim Butcher in his novel “Blood Rites.”
Good morning, Guffie.
by Nonlinear Expansion February 23, 2019
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A unstoppable being of pure repent and anger
Person 1: "OH NO THE WAR CRIMINAL GUFFY IS IN TOWN!!!"
Person 2: "WE GOTTA EVACUATE"
by Jas2002 June 27, 2022
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Guffi means owning something

Like saying Guffi in this bitch means owning the shit
"Guffi in this bitch"
"Time to get Guffi"
"Guffi time"
by Guffii October 4, 2021
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The Ability to drag out a minumal task that should only take a few Minutes.
To take 4 hours to watch a 2 hour movie.

"I just guffied the shit out of that movie!"
by Brad shaw November 6, 2007
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Guffy, derived from the term 'to be goofy' was officially made in Scotland. The term was first used in Firrhill High School by a product design class (2011) who described their teacher as goofy.

A Guffy is someone who tends to have a particular interest in nerdy television shows such as Doctor Who or sci-fi films such as Star Wars and Star Trek. Guffy's tend to wear un-ironed and non matching clothing complemented with a pair of thick lense glasses. Someone who owns both an iPhone and iPad and any other hi tech gadgets would be called a Guffy. Guffy's use very posh words and are pedantic about everything.
My teacher wears a brown shirt under a yellow jumper with brown trousers. He loves doctor who and even has the entire soundtrack on his phone. He uses his iPad at every possible opportunity and therefore, is a 'Guffy'.

Someone who likes to read books such as The Lord Of The Rings could also be branded a 'Guffy'.
by Scottish Guffy April 27, 2012
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A legend. Guffy (also known as King Guffy) is a great Siege & Call of Duty player. Guffy gets all the b*tches.
Friend 1: Did you hear about what happened in the CoD league?
Friend 2: Yeah, Guffy f*cked sh*t up.
by KingGuffy June 1, 2020
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A kind of beer which, by definition, has to be non-mainstream, pretentious, unnecessary to get drunk on and tastes like fizzed up baking soda. The most common kinds are German wheat beers, Dutch porters and Belgium ales, or are otherwise sourced from some kind of country which is at least 1000 miles away. Consumption of such beer entitles said individual to the esteemed prize of 'Top Guffy', or the more recent 'Guffy of The Year Award', and upon drinking a guffy beer one will turn into a deranged lunatic who spouts off nonsense at the top of their voice. They certainly get you drunk quick though.
"Stu just bought a Weihenstephan, he certainly likes his guffy beer."

"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."
by King of The Guffy Beers September 11, 2013
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