insults or problems from someone else

often used by people too afraid to say the word crap or shit
nerd to nerd- he doesn't take any guff

gangster to gangster- snap homey dat mothafucka dont take no shit* from noooobodee

*in this case shit means guff
by thomas the train engine November 07, 2006
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What the Queen might say were someone in her vicintiy to break wind
Oh my! I do believe someone may have guffed
by very_ape February 13, 2005
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Guff is 'Free Stuff' or crap you don't want so you leave it out for anyone to take. Usually its crap, junk, or leftovers.
Did you see someone left cookies on the guff table?
Are these chips someone's or is it guff?
by UUNet September 23, 2004
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The act of losing your 'swim team' do to an exciting situation.
Gillian: Look 4 people behind you. This broad has the one of the top 5 racks I have ever seen
Dan: I just guffed in my pants.
by stuarts91 July 11, 2011
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