Urban Dictionary: guessing

guess what

a good way to get someone to fall into the trap of you making the nonsensical rhyme using the bizarre phrase "chicken butt." good way to get people mad or annoyed, but if they have good humor, amused.

child: guess what.
silly rabbit: what?
child: chicken butt!
silly rabbit: asshole, first you take away my cereal and yogurt, now you make up silly ass rhymes to make me look bad. i'm getting my sawed-off shotgun from my drawer. then let's see who's silly now.

me: guess what.
shazza: what?
me: chicken butt!
shazza: haha, fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.

by papermachete October 26, 2005

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guess what

words used to build anticipation, usually followed by something totally boring.

"guess what?"
"what?"
"i've decided to sign up for spanish 3 blahblahblah"

by whatever guy July 17, 2005

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game of guess

The misuse of the very well known saying "guessing game". Often times caused by ones brain being contaminated by pre-workout and protein; they mistakenly use the term game of guess when meaning guessing game.

I knew when I received that text from David about my chest socket, that someone must had told him. Now it's just a game of guess....

by Shit-pile January 20, 2016

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The Guessing Game

a game that people play over video chat where one side will pick a number and make the other side guess. If the other side gets it wrong, then they have to take off a piece of clothing. If the other side gets it right, then the original people have to take off a piece of clothing.

They were playing the guessing game and Brianna chose 3. Michael guessed 3. Brianna took off her shirt.

by BMKJA December 05, 2008

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I guess

*The response that ends all conversations and leaves a painful feeling for the same and opposite sex

*The sign of not caring

*Even if your not flirting this response is a big 'fu' in the face

Boy: Hey

Girl: Hey
Boy: I have been thinking that I truly like you how do ou feel about me?
Girl: Your ok i guess

by DCStheKing November 01, 2015

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i guess

"i guess" is a phrase that can be used in response to almost any situation or comment. its versatility is clearly its strongest asset. popular uses include expressing disdain for something or someone, expressing uncertainty or confusion, expressing the irony and absurdity of a situation, expressing sarcasm, or expressing apathy towards something or someone.

Expressing:

-disdain for something or someone:
Jenny: Actually, you're not invited. Sorry, but, really, I don't want to have any losers like you at my party.
Jim (as she walks away): I guess...

-uncertainty or confusion
Barista: Double special ultra low fat soy grande latte or triple super peppermint vente no milk frap with whipped cream?
Joe: I guess...

-irony or absurdity or a situation
Jane (upon seeing her ex boyfriend with HIS new boyfriend): I guess...

-sarcasm
Jamie: She's cool, I guess...

-apathy towards something or someone
Jack: So, are you pro-life or pro-choice? Because I really feel that when you analyze both sides of the issue...
John: I guess.

by jsw454 June 25, 2005

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i guess

The universally socially awkward word that ruins every single sentence you add it to.
Can be alternatively written as "I'm a f**king f*ggot"

Guy: Hey Jimmy! What's up?
Jimmy the autist: I'm pretty good, I guess.

by GaIiIeo January 05, 2015

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