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Guck Guck 

The Noise A Female Makes When Choking On Dick.
Guck Guck by DxNxtDisturb June 8, 2018

Guck Guck 9000 

Only the best of blowjobs that end with the most orgasmic finish
Kyle: “dude jade gave me that guck guck 9000 last night and damnnn”

Or
Lexi: “I gave Kyle that guck guck 9000 last night and he couldn’t even move”
Guck Guck 9000 by Milkycunt69 October 22, 2019

Washy Buddha Guck Fight 

A guck fight taking place between two Buddhas. These buddhas are generally washy and enjoy throwing guck. Washy Buddha guck fights can injure innocent passerby and are a public safety violation.
Don't go down that alley; it's a popular spot for washy buddha guck fights.
The noise that is made when a penis is being deep throated.
Male - "Oh yeah, suck on this purple mushroom tip"

Female - "Guck, guck, guck, guck, guck"
Guck by Gucking May 21, 2014
when ur pissed off and u press g instead of f
Person 1 - Guck off

Person 2- HAHAHHAHA
Person 1 - GUCK OFF
Guck by Anonymous123512q3w21 November 28, 2021
When you do a typo. For exemple, when you want to write fuck but you do a typo and write guck. Because of this typo (that I make regularely) you call any typo a guck.
(chatting on MSN)

person 1: sorry... but i cant make it to your party

person 2: (very frustrated) what the guck!!!!!!!!

person 1: guck?????

person 2: fuck* sry bout that

person 1: dnt worry bout it bud i guck a lot 2

person 1: dont* lol
guck by kicknickinthenet December 20, 2007