A derogatory term for an old person, usually male, in Isle of Wight dialect.
Some old gubber was moaning about young people today, luckily he was too deaf to hear what we said about him.
by ElFilthio July 5, 2020
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An insanley cool person who tends to do stupid things.
That girl is such a gubber. She tripped and landed flat on her face. But she is still cool.
by Natpc911 August 11, 2006
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The name for a little boy's penis. A wee wee. A baby shulinek. Also known as gubby.
"You have a cute gubby."

"Look at that small gubber."

"Scrub your gubber good."
by Torgobebe February 6, 2010
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Someone who gubs their own cum.
I was having a wank whilst driving along the M8, just as I was about to finish I realised I had no tissues so had to gub my own cum. Now my mates call me a cum gubber.
by lolwutthefuck September 30, 2010
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a rubber duck with aromatic smell (usually lavender)
it was realy cute when my bf gave me a gubber goodle as a valentine gift.
by zhubho12 May 8, 2010
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when you shit so much you bleed from the anus
Holy mother of anus, i shat so much after eating chelsea
out,i gubber placemened on her chest.
by Fleter March 12, 2008
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