guarple

a dark green

bro that garbage can looks guarple

by guarpster October 10, 2022

Gurple

A post cum butt queef spray. More accurately, a gooey spray fart after cumming in a girl's ass and pulling out. When pulling out you get sprayed with a gooey, grayish purple like substance.

She gurpled all over me after I pulled out of her ass.

Don't gurple when I pull out.

by Wordstylez October 30, 2020

gurple

Green and Purple... two colors that should NOT be mixed, but are...

Man, that gurple car is so cool..

by Eorlingan July 21, 2003

Guampler

A fucking idiot. Typically this person lies about everything that doesn't even require lying. Usually friendless.

Person: The new Metallica album comes out next year!

Guampler: Yeah I know I love Metallica!

Person: What's your favorite album by them?

Guampler: Uhh I like the... second one.

by Nordan Jorris February 27, 2009

gurple

a feeling; to more than like but less than love.

When you are not ready to tell your other half you love them say, "I gurple you."

by Danielle Weinstein April 2, 2008

gurple

Marijuana that a dealer markets as true Purple Kush, however in reality it is actually a beaster strand with a few purple-ish leaves

1 Man, i drove all the way out there, only to find out it wasn't really PK, it was just some gurple!

by JoeSch84 April 23, 2007

Gurple

A gherkin

1. Yum, these gurples taste great!

2. Can you please pass the gurples?

by Someone528 February 27, 2011