A sea-based branch of the United States military that is jointly operated by the Department of Defense and the Department of Homeland Security. During times of war, they assist the Navy. During times of peace, their general duties include: border patrol, immigration control, environmental protection, search and rescue, and stopping drug trafficking into the Untied States.
by Nicolai April 10, 2004
The smallest of the five branches of the U.S. military. They are under-funded and under-appreciated, but they are vital to national security. They conduct search & rescue, counterterrorism, customs & immigration enforcement, and environmental law compliance tasks.
by J-rad March 3, 2007
When you achieve a level of obesity such that your belly completely eclipses your genitalia. In other words when you stand in front of a mirror naked and your penis or vagina is completely hidden from view by your gut. Also known as advanced Dunlap syndrome(your belly dun lapped way over your belt).
Joe: Beware a wild snorlax appears...
John: Oh noes! and she has a level three rape guard!
Joe: Just the logistics of reaching her gens are mind boggling.
John: Oh noes! and she has a level three rape guard!
Joe: Just the logistics of reaching her gens are mind boggling.
by turdnificent December 26, 2012
The act of performing an utterly meaningless task given to you solely to keep you out of the way. The name comes from an episode of The Simpsons in which Homer, and two others, are tasked with guarding a bee in a jar in the plant's basement while the Nuclear Regulatory Inspector is visiting.
Bernie: Duh, why are we down here?
Homer: Aw, geez. I told you Bernie, guarding the bee!
Bernie: But WHY?!
Homer: Aw, you guys are pathetic. No wonder Smithers made me head bee-guy.
Homer: Aw, geez. I told you Bernie, guarding the bee!
Bernie: But WHY?!
Homer: Aw, you guys are pathetic. No wonder Smithers made me head bee-guy.
by Astrolounge April 7, 2009
a strip of towel wrapped around the wrist of one's "strum"-minging hand, secured by gaffer tape, and is used to "guard" against abrasions when playing guitar. invented by joe strummer (born: john graham mellor) due to his furious playing style.
by normers January 12, 2006
What comes into your mind when you think of swimming pool or beach? A man like me might draw a fine picture of a sexy girl in the bikini.
However, the trend has changed in Korea. Rash guard is now all the ton among kpop idols, while ordinary young Korean women also like to wear rash guard. The shirt protects the wearer against rashes caused by abrasion, or by sunburn from extended exposure to the sun too.
However, the trend has changed in Korea. Rash guard is now all the ton among kpop idols, while ordinary young Korean women also like to wear rash guard. The shirt protects the wearer against rashes caused by abrasion, or by sunburn from extended exposure to the sun too.
A: No matter how nice body kpop idols have, it's uncomfortable for them to wear the bikini in the public. They don't need to expose their upper body if they wear rash guard. Instead, the tight-fitting water wear leaves nothing to the imagination.
B: Yeah, that’s killing two birds with one stone.
B: Yeah, that’s killing two birds with one stone.
by rashguardfetish January 17, 2020
I just ate at white castle and the next day at work i used the bathroom and it was packed, so to protect my dignity i put down a splash guard.
by 12MATZIE December 5, 2009