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Also known as Guangxi, Guanxi, Guangxiu, Guangsiu, Xiguan, Xiuguan, Guangdong, SIUUUUUUUUUUUUU etc.
Guanxiu is the general name used for simps, specifically simps who play games like GEYSHIT SIMPACT (Genshin Impact). Guanxiu can also be used to define someone who is extremely obese, inhumanely short, or someone who has literal bs humor.
He isn't even tall enough to play a 5 year old attraction game, he's such a Guanxiu
Guanxiu by Wong Heiner May 8, 2022
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you look guanxiunish
guanxiu by SLAZED May 17, 2022
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a general term that is used to describe people who are serious simps for waifus, in many case waifus from genshin impact, the infatuation is so serious that it can often cause anxiety or depression without them
man, my friend is such a guanxiu! He says he wants to kiss every waifu in that game!
guanxiu by SLAVish guy June 7, 2022
Guanxi is a Chinese word. It describes the basic dynamic in personalized networks of influence, and is a central idea in Chinese society. In Western media, the pinyin romanization of this Chinese word is becoming more widely used instead of the two common translations—"connections" and "relationships"—as neither of those terms sufficiently reflects the wide cultural implications that guanxi describes.
Closely related concepts include that of ganqing, a measure which reflects the depth of feeling within an interpersonal relationship, renqing, the moral obligation to maintain the relationship, and the idea of "face" known as miàn (面), meaning social status, propriety, prestige, or more realistically a combination of all three.
Someone is described as having good guanxi if their particular network of influence could assist in the resolution of the problem currently being spoken about.
Guanxi by DALIN March 21, 2012
take advantage of social relationship for one’s own favor
I used some guanxi when I got that job offer.
guanxi by chriseal January 11, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026