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Also known as Guangxi, Guanxi, Guangxiu, Guangsiu, Xiguan, Xiuguan, Guangdong, SIUUUUUUUUUUUUU etc.
Guanxiu is the general name used for simps, specifically simps who play games like GEYSHIT SIMPACT (Genshin Impact). Guanxiu can also be used to define someone who is extremely obese, inhumanely short, or someone who has literal bs humor.
He isn't even tall enough to play a 5 year old attraction game, he's such a Guanxiu
Guanxiu by Wong Heiner May 8, 2022
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a venti simp and a keqing simp
you look guanxiunish
guanxiu by SLAZED May 17, 2022
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a general term that is used to describe people who are serious simps for waifus, in many case waifus from genshin impact, the infatuation is so serious that it can often cause anxiety or depression without them
man, my friend is such a guanxiu! He says he wants to kiss every waifu in that game!
guanxiu by SLAVish guy June 7, 2022
Guanxi is a Chinese word. It describes the basic dynamic in personalized networks of influence, and is a central idea in Chinese society. In Western media, the pinyin romanization of this Chinese word is becoming more widely used instead of the two common translations—"connections" and "relationships"—as neither of those terms sufficiently reflects the wide cultural implications that guanxi describes.
Closely related concepts include that of ganqing, a measure which reflects the depth of feeling within an interpersonal relationship, renqing, the moral obligation to maintain the relationship, and the idea of "face" known as miàn (面), meaning social status, propriety, prestige, or more realistically a combination of all three.
Someone is described as having good guanxi if their particular network of influence could assist in the resolution of the problem currently being spoken about.
Guanxi by DALIN March 21, 2012
take advantage of social relationship for one’s own favor
I used some guanxi when I got that job offer.
guanxi by chriseal January 11, 2021
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