guacamole

A mexican food made of avocado, tomato, onion, salt and sometimes chile. Usually put over tacos and tostadas.

Man, this guacamole is good!

by Jeda March 25, 2004

guacamole

A Mexican food made from mashed avocados, diced tomatoes, among other things. Green in color and lumpy in texture.

If you ever go to the El Meson restaurant in Freehold, NJ, make sure you order the guacamole.

by Bill Bellamy May 31, 2007

Guacamole

A vagina that has been destroyed to the stage of becoming mashed and mushy

Elfonzo "how was the bae last night"

Raytastico "she was a total guacamole"

Elfonzo "better start banging on the back door"

by Jrac March 31, 2015

guacamole

A mashed up dead sliced and diced avocado

I just slaughtered an avocado to get the disgusting guacamole

by hehehhehehhehehehhehehehhehehh September 19, 2019

Guacamole

- Something you yell when you're on fire.! Sometimes it can be used only if shocked or scared senseless.

- The most delicious combination of avocado, tomato, cilantro, onions, jalepeno peppers, lemon/lime, and other.

- Nothing that has anything to do with the vaJJ

"GUACAMOLE!!"
"Dude! Call 911!"
"GUACA- yeah dude alright"

by bananaganoush May 18, 2010

guacamole

Currency. Money. Cash. Refering to the green ink used on most U.S. currency bills.

"dude, this place doesn't take credit cards. Do you have any guacamole?"

"i just stopped at the ATM to pick up some guacamole for tonight"

by thatmarkguy April 10, 2008

Guacamole

An adjective for someone who is confused, mixed up, or plain unacceptable

If you put your milk in before your cereal you are a guacamole headass

by Shockstr April 20, 2019