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gruge

A grossly huge person.
Damn that bitch is gruge!
by M-Squared April 13, 2008
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Meta-gruge

A DnD term for when a character dies with a grudge for another character, the new character can't have the same grudge for no reason
PC: I don't like him.
Dm: why?
PC: He killed my last character!
Dm: Hey, no "meta-gruge"ing! Your new character hasn't the slightest clue that happened!
by JJMC4678 May 12, 2020
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Grudge Butt

The act of performing Grudge sex with the inclusion of anal sex.

The term was made famous during an episode of the radio show The Russ Martin Show.
Guy 1: My ex wanted to hook up so I grudge fucked her and put it in her butt.

Guy 2: Nothing like some good old grudge butt.
by CodyKodak June 24, 2017
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Grubered

(Verb) To mislead the public into believing lies to achieve personal ideological laws pass.
The President really grubered us on that healthcare bill.
by Cree Wise November 14, 2014
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grug moment

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grug 1: hoo haa, chooka book hooga.
grug 2: hooka choo ooga!!!
grug 6: grug moment
by trustworthy orang June 24, 2019
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grogery

A fun party at a house in the woods and up on a hill, usually in the summer. Activities include alcohol consumption, throwing up, disagreements over what kind of music to listen to, slutty hook-ups, drinking games, late night heart-to-hearts, pinatas, nervous breakdowns, bad dancing, happiness, friendly love, hugs, intellectual debates, betrayals, and overall dustiness. It is often followed by a cold, quiet morning of pancakes, gentle music, heartfelt goodbyes, a mess to clean up, and time to regain one's self-awareness.

An overall bonding experience. Best achieved when a theme is involved.
Person 1: "Grogery this Saturday, you coming?"
Person 2: "Of course, I already bought my sweater."
by dusty_mike June 10, 2012
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grudgeband

A grudgeband is a devoted husband and father working around the clock to maintain the lifestyle of his Parkie wife and children. Grudgebands could put in a short 40 hour week with significantly less stress if they lived in Plano but his family prefers the Park Cities. A grudgeband could care less where he lives because the intense travel and 13 hour days leave no time to enjoy his home or community.

Grudgebands are married to highly educated women who had paying jobs before the internet really caught on. Though their wives have an e-mail address, they don’t know how to attach documents and always say the “www” part before giving a web address.

Grudgebands are powerful in the business world but when given the rare opportunity to show up at home, check their freedom at the door. His wife has signed him up to move heavy items for a charity event she leads while he’s at the office.

Though he deeply respects her role, he’s grown tired of her filibuster about the difficulty of taking care of the kids while he lives a glamorous life downtown. He secretly fantasizes about the day he’ll scream so loud the neighbors can hear, “How hard can it be, you have a nanny, a housekeeper and no job.”
The grudgeband lost his biggest client but his wife still donated a load of cash to charity and remodeled the kitchen.
by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007
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