Grudzen

A hottie-tottie with an attitude. Doesn't care for drama, because wherever se goes, people are chill and fall in love with her the moment they see her lovely face and wonderful attitude.

Oh man, she's one hell of a grudzen

Grudzen by undergroundrailroad17 January 11, 2011

Gruden Grinder 

A super-hard stool that causes one to contort one's face trying to pass it.

I damn-near popped a vein in my neck trying to pinch off that Gruden Grinder.

Gruden Grinder by Ueberales December 16, 2013

Jon Gruden

The outline of the male genitalia within his pants (testicles in particular) that can be seen from looking at his crotch; a male camel toe

Chris: "How's my Jon Gruden?!"

Kyle: "Excellent, as usual!"

armstronging

Jon Gruden by Chowda4eva November 16, 2009

Gruden 

A sexual act containing three meat products, your choosing, two college girls and a blue goat ( while a teal or seafoam goat is acceptable a indego is not.)

Damn, that was one hell of a gruden last night. She loved that steak!

Gruden by Brodie Beggs October 17, 2006

Gruden 

When you have such a big package that there's a bulge apparent no matter how you adjust your legs. HD TV is to blame for 25% more grudens on TV. Former NFL coach Jon Gruden gave birth to this definition announcing Monday Night Football.

"That chick was just mean mugging my gruden."

"Check outtt the gruden on that guy."

"Ohh yuk did you see that chick? She has a bigger gruden then me."

Gruden by Grith Lightning April 25, 2010

grudgenda 

noun - gruh-jen-duh - A portmanteau (combined word) of grudge and agenda. A combination of a grudge that develops into an action or course of action(s). A grudge that becomes a roadmap for someone to take actions to resolve their resentment.

Her resentment developed into a course of action and thus became her grudgenda.

grudgenda by nu_words July 13, 2016

gruden 

tampa bay buccaneers head coach. somewhat high strung, definatly hot for an older man. sometimes resembles the doll chucky from childs play.

jon gruden is motiviation to be a buccaneers cheerleader.

gruden by nflcheerleader79 January 15, 2006