growing a tail

To be touching cloth, to have one ready in the bomb bay.

Gawd, i must have a shit, i'm beginning to grow a tail

by Gary December 26, 2003

growing a tail

A euphemism for shitting while it's not socially acceptable to, usually against the shitter's will and often due to being kept in place by the task at hand.

Aw, c'mon, let me go to the bathroom, boss! I'm growing a tail!

by tugyanuts March 8, 2022

growing a tail

When a girl takes a shit on the floor or in a high chair with a hole cut out so you can watch the tail grow. A wet tail is the best.

My girl ate a whole block of swiss cheese and a piece if bananna bread. Then she said she felt like growing a tail.

by Super Taco August 7, 2006

Grow a Tail

to take a shit, just to plain ol' take a shit

Dude, hold that thought. I gotta go grow a tail

by stefanali pops September 26, 2005

Growing a tail

The act of taking a dump. Lightly refrenced as crapping, deucing, shiting, taking a shite.

After drinking my ritualistic morning coffee, I feel really skinny when I am done growing a tail.

by mateo r February 11, 2008

Grow a tail

to poop, or take a shit.

i had to run to the bathroom to grow a tail.

by Squirt95 August 22, 2008

Growing a tail

When you have to take a poop.

Carl: Come on, you ready to go hiking or what?

Jeff: Hang on, I think I'm growing a tail. Yup. Give me a minute and we'll go.

by Sled Reynolds January 7, 2012