Grow a Tail 

to take a shit, just to plain ol' take a shit

Dude, hold that thought. I gotta go grow a tail

Grow a Tail by stefanali pops September 26, 2005

Grow a tail 

to poop, or take a shit.

i had to run to the bathroom to grow a tail.

Grow a tail by Squirt95 August 22, 2008

grow a tail 

defecate

Nah, that's cool; I'm going to sit out this round; I gotta go grow a tail.

grow a tail by William Sherman July 15, 2002

Grow a tail 

To defecate. Equivalent to “take a dump” or “take a shit”.

I took too many laxatives, I need to grow a tail before I go.

Grow a tail by Average_tail_grower October 14, 2021

grow a tail 

To simulate a kangaroo, or other large marsupial, by bending over and releasing a long blind baby seal from your cake hole.

(At the end of a large dinner).
"Where are you going with that magazine, Edward?"
"I'm off to meditate and grow a tail"

grow a tail by Ted May 7, 2003

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020