grow a tail

defecate

Nah, that's cool; I'm going to sit out this round; I gotta go grow a tail.

by William Sherman July 15, 2002

grow a tail

To simulate a kangaroo, or other large marsupial, by bending over and releasing a long blind baby seal from your cake hole.

(At the end of a large dinner).
"Where are you going with that magazine, Edward?"
"I'm off to meditate and grow a tail"

by Ted May 7, 2003

Grow a Tail

to take a shit, just to plain ol' take a shit

Dude, hold that thought. I gotta go grow a tail

by stefanali pops September 26, 2005

Growing a tail

The act of taking a dump. Lightly refrenced as crapping, deucing, shiting, taking a shite.

After drinking my ritualistic morning coffee, I feel really skinny when I am done growing a tail.

by mateo r February 11, 2008

Grow a tail

to poop, or take a shit.

i had to run to the bathroom to grow a tail.

by Squirt95 August 22, 2008

Growing a tail

When you have to take a poop.

Carl: Come on, you ready to go hiking or what?

Jeff: Hang on, I think I'm growing a tail. Yup. Give me a minute and we'll go.

by Sled Reynolds January 7, 2012

Growing a Tail

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. The point just before the break when taking a dump.

Sorry I missed your call, I couldn't get to the phone because I was in the can growing a tail!

by Loose Goose July 30, 2008