Grow a Tail 

to take a shit, just to plain ol' take a shit

Dude, hold that thought. I gotta go grow a tail

Grow a Tail by stefanali pops September 26, 2005

Grow a tail 

to poop, or take a shit.

i had to run to the bathroom to grow a tail.

Grow a tail by Squirt95 August 22, 2008

grow a tail 

defecate

Nah, that's cool; I'm going to sit out this round; I gotta go grow a tail.

grow a tail by William Sherman July 15, 2002

Grow a tail 

To defecate. Equivalent to “take a dump” or “take a shit”.

I took too many laxatives, I need to grow a tail before I go.

Grow a tail by Average_tail_grower October 14, 2021

grow a tail 

To simulate a kangaroo, or other large marsupial, by bending over and releasing a long blind baby seal from your cake hole.

(At the end of a large dinner).
"Where are you going with that magazine, Edward?"
"I'm off to meditate and grow a tail"

grow a tail by Ted May 7, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022