The one point in a movie trailer in which everyone watching it gives up all hope in the movie
"Wow, this trailer for 'Devil' actually looks pretty...oh, you have got to be kidding me!"

*Shyamalan Groan*
by The Minn September 21, 2010
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1. Another word for feces.

2. A dump requiring considerable effort to excrete, thus the groan.
With a heave, a sigh and a plop, Walter eventually fashioned and sent seaworthy a particularly smelly groan sculpture.
by SimonIVC May 02, 2011
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To make your sex partner groan from pain and tiredness, but also moan from the awesome sex you are giving them.
Yo I just made my girl groan and moan so much last night.
by Jacksonson42 March 25, 2018
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groan box is slang from the 1920's for the delightful instrument known as the accordian.
a groan box is certainly not something sexual. It is however the instrument of ultimate ecstasy. The Accordian.
by theultimategroanboxer May 16, 2011
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The action that you perform when not commenting on someone's facebook post that you don't know that well and in a sense "turn the other cheek", even though it is completely outlandish and they need to be called out on it.
Facebook status: 'You should read controversial politician name here's new book. Her stance on insert ridiculous political viewpoint here is something that is good for all of society. Praise be to insert a religious reference here!'

At this point... you think about replying, but decide instead to do the "Groan and Scroll" to keep scrolling on to other statuses thinking it's not worth it and better to leave them in their small minded world instead.
by kaisersoze_sf September 14, 2011
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for a lady to groan as if in pain when they have sex (usually in pleasure)or when she does it makes the male very horny so horny that he goes even harder and faster and she groans even more!
jon-her sexual groan made me way hard!
makk-oh man! My girlfriend groans so loud the neighbours come round to see if she is ok!
jon-i should get carol to groan for you then we can do a 3 some!
by lik-your-cok-123 October 16, 2009
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What many men do after being hit in the testicles. They groan a lot and grab their balls, often leads to laying on the ground usually in the fetal position
After being hit in the testicles, I don't cry like a pussy. I'm a man, I do the groan and grab.
by Nightpandas December 28, 2008
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