Greene County Virginia

the people of greene county mostly all live in the middle of nowhere on the blue ridge mountains. their favorite places to hang out are at the foodlion and sheetz. the highschool's football team hasn't won more than one or two games a season in about 50 years and all the surrounding schools make fun of how lame WMHS is. the name of the most awesome person that lives there is josie. it's a small town with farms and smelly cows and country music (yuck) but when the sun rises and sets on the blue ridge, it's the most wonderful place in the world.

A typical conversation in Greene County Virginia would be:

Josie- "hey kiersten, what do you want to do?"
Kiersten- "hmm... lets go to foodlion!"
Josie- "Great idea! I bet we'll see everybody else we know there! Party!"

Greene County Virginia by Greene Countian November 22, 2011

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greene county virginia

most trash ass county in all of va full of meth addicts and potheads there deadass nothing desires walmart the schools have roaches also full of yee yee bois

literally anyone ever:where do u live?
greene countian:greene county virginia
anyone ever:ew why

greene county virginia by whatitdobabyyy October 4, 2019

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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