greasing the pig 

when you lather a girl up with baby oil and ask her to run around and squeal like a pig. Successfully catching her will result in a prize (Possibly Baby Ruth or a leather belt). Not considered greasing the pig unless you eat bacon off her body.

Johnny and Sally wanted to do something for their anniversary, so they decided greasing the pig and baking cookies would be appropriate.

greasing the pig by Motzel Balls November 1, 2009