Choking and stroking one's rampant penis.
Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel.
by Kermit Barnaby August 28, 2005
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To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008
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A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
by zxcvcxz March 13, 2008
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The Greased Weasel is the sickest rugby tournament in all of New York. It takes place in Oswego NY and is held by the SUNY Oswego's Men and Women's teams. If you win the Greased Weasel you are invited to the legendary drink-up that is equally if not more fun than the tournament itself! There will be some things you cannot un-see and alumnus you cannot un-meet, but is overall equivalent to rugby Christmas.
Hey, are you excited for the Greased Weasel?
Yeah! I moved my wedding to make sure I could go!
by chachachachachooddee April 22, 2016
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When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole
Tony said "man that shit came out my butt hole like a greased weasel
by The bunny shoe March 17, 2021
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An ugly girl that thinks way to highly of herself
Man that girl is a 5 but demands to be treated like a 10 she's a grease weasel
by aonerockz September 18, 2018
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greased weasel shit is FAST,VERY FAST.
If those mothers open fire ,we fire back and faster than greased weasel shit!!!!
by Steve CHUTER November 7, 2006
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