Grease Hawk

A grease hawk is a mohawk that use hair gease from unwashed hair in stead of gel or hair wax. These grease hawks are usually found on those who have no jobs and are bumming around town, making mischief.

"Hey Bo, when was the last time you washed your hair?"
"Like 4 days ago, why?"
"Because you could make a grease hawk out of your unwashed hair."

Grease Hawk by The Mate of State September 25, 2006

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grease hawk

A more common hockey player phrase used to describe a guy who hooks up with women who are of a more plump nature.

"Only a grease hawk like you would muck it up with that big ass broad."

grease hawk by dportal June 20, 2011

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Grease Hawk • grease • Grease Shingle • grease monkey • grease pony • grease job • grease face • Grease Lightning • grease pit • grease trucks

Grease-Hawk

When you make a fohawk with your hair when it is really greasy. Usually done after you don't shower in the morning or after a sport.

Nice Grease-Hawk, take a shower you pig!

Grease-Hawk by payday555 January 3, 2011

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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