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gray matter 

Popular term for someone's brain, usually used in terms of killing, death, or stupidity.
1)I'm gonna splatter your gray matter on the wall with my sawed-off shotgun.
2)The hitman redecorated the room with gray matter.
3)You idiot! Why don't you use that gray matter in your head to think once in a while?
gray matter by III April 19, 2006
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gray matter 

Brilliant band that had two songs in the ground-breaking Flip video Sorry.
Well I'm crusin' illusions
disillusions for now
I took a step to the edge
but I've been walking for miles
it was a very temporary waste of time
if there's really such a thing as a waste of time
can't let myself be restrained
let decisions be so torn
kill confusion by killing options
burn no bridges to stay warm.
gray matter by Ziggy Stardust March 3, 2005

gray matter 

Awesome band from Dischord Records.
Did you hear Gray Matter's cover of "I am the Walrus" by The Beatles?
gray matter by dischord January 26, 2004

Gray-Matter 

Any situation that requires the wisdom & experience that usually only comes to old age.

Use Examples:

Being a Gray-Matter, it was turned over to their most experienced employee.

Because it was a Gray-Matter, the children couldn’t handle the problem.

A Gray-Matter usually requires the skills of persons over the age of 40 years.

Gray-Matter by Tyson D. Knine January 4, 2009

gray matter canidate 

A person that you would like to beat until their gray matter is on the sidewalk.
The most beatiful woman decided that her husband's girlfriend would make the perfect gray matter canidate, so the most beautiful woman kicked her ass in the church parking lot.

gramatter 

gramatter is an amazing langue (language) that only the most smartest of people can understand and speak it was created in the year 2020 and was one of the only good things to actually come from the year 2020 if you know how to speak gramatter i applaud you
wow gramatter is such an amazing langue
gramatter by coolassbotch February 18, 2021
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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