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A Mexican baby that is launched into America from a mothers uterus in Mexico so the mother can use the umbilical cord to climb over the boarder.

You see Raquel over there, she used a grappling baby to get over the border, her son Jose is still retarded from it.

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grappling baby

noun, the all too common occurrence of a pregnant woman in Mexico aiming her birth canal at America to launch her baby over the border so then she can climb in using the umbilical cord.

Steven Colbert spiked that grappling baby back into mexico before the mom could climb over the border.

grappling baby by katerader December 17, 2011

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grappling baby

a pregnant mexican woman who aims her birth canal at america and shoots her newborn baby over the border fence. once the baby hooks on the other side, she pulls herself over with the umbilical cord.

A: Aww, look a little bird landed on my shoulder.
B: Look again, Peter, that's a grappling baby!

grappling baby by astroo December 31, 2011

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grappling baby

Noun. A baby that is fired from the birth canal of a woman seeking citizenship in the united states. It is fired over the border fence and then the mother uses the umbilical cord to scale the wall.

Stephen Colbert explained how a grappling baby is fired over a fence on the Colbert Report. - 12-12-11

grappling baby by AccesiViale December 15, 2011

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Grappling Baby

A pregnant mexican woman, that aims her birth canal over the border, shoots her baby over, then uses the umbilical cord to pull herself over the border.

"Damn, there's a ton more mexicans now, because the moms figured out how to use a grappling baby..."

Grappling Baby by theoneandonlyRD December 16, 2011

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Grappling-Baby

The all too common occurrence of a woman in Mexico aiming her birth canal at America, to launch her baby over the boarder so that she could climb in using the umbilical cord.

Thanks to Juanita's Grappling-Baby, she and her entire family were able to safely cross the Texas/Mexico boarder fence into sovereign US territory.

Grappling-Baby by wertitis December 16, 2011

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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