grappeloids

Anal hemroids caused by excessive straining when undertaking in wrestling and or sex.

'Shit that girl is well dirty, I ended up banging her so hard I got grappeloids!'

or

'There was no way I could have got out of that headlock, I even gave myself grapeloids!'

grappeloids by dog-poo October 19, 2009

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grapneling

The sexual act of inserting the tip of a strap-on dildo into the foreskin of another penis.
It allows one to enjoy the sensual pleasures of docking while remaining in the confines of heterosexual relations, and can be used as an alternative to pegging.

Tom: Hey Mary, I'm getting a bit bored of taking it up the ass, but I don't like the idea of a man sticking his penis into my foreskin, so I thought we'd spice it up tonight with some grapneling.
Mary: That sounds great, dear! I'll get my strap-on!

grapneling by Dick Smegman September 14, 2014

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Grapel

A melancholic former soldier of the IDF with a superior genetic code who enjoys red wine, Mid East politics, free food, and salsa dancing

See that guy over there with the awesome DNA, hes a total grapel!!

Grapel by anonymousarabadmirer September 1, 2010

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GRAPELYLAPELY

Being grapelapely is an accomplishment. If you become the grapest lape of all, you have exceeded expectations of any human out there. Congrats. Graping lapily is something everyone should try to pursue in a lifetime, once you have done this, you have done it all

I grapelylapely'd that ledge

GRAPELYLAPELY by taylor k January 6, 2008