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The greatest player ever in the NHL and on the face of the Earth. He can do anything he wants, whenever he wants. People can only wish to be Grabner. He is so fast that they call it the "speed of Grabner" to measure his speed. On a scale of 1-10, his awesomeness is a 40. He is the man the Dos Equis guy dreams of being. God created the Earth in 6 days, and on the 7th day he created Grabner. No matter how hard you try you can never be as good as Grabner. His name is also an adjective to describe something that is beyond amazing.
Paul: This is Grabner!
Nick: Grabner!
Dan: Nick and Paul are so Grabner!
Grabner by ninony40 March 21, 2011
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A closed hopper car on a freight train. Called a grainer because they normally haul grain. This is old hobo slang.
I hopped a grainer on that train
grainer by Matt Wayward November 20, 2006

grapneling 

The sexual act of inserting the tip of a strap-on dildo into the foreskin of another penis.
It allows one to enjoy the sensual pleasures of docking while remaining in the confines of heterosexual relations, and can be used as an alternative to pegging.
Tom: Hey Mary, I'm getting a bit bored of taking it up the ass, but I don't like the idea of a man sticking his penis into my foreskin, so I thought we'd spice it up tonight with some grapneling.
Mary: That sounds great, dear! I'll get my strap-on!
grapneling by Dick Smegman September 14, 2014

The Granery 

A gone but not forgotten music club in Bristol UK. Opened as a jazz venue in the late 1950's it became one of the nations leading venues in the Rock'n'Roll years and remained at the cut edge of the live music circiut until its closure in 1990.
It is claimed that every major band to achiebe UK success played at the place including The Rolling Stones, Yes, Genesis, The Damned, Iron Maiden, Metallica and Pink Floyd to name but a few.
The Granery by black flag June 11, 2004

glenfield grapper 

the process of grabbing your own shit and drawing a beard on a chicks face.
man jordan, she loved the glenfield grapper last night..
glenfield grapper by bjc30 November 13, 2007
A based Danish person that was forced to take the fall when ((Fallion)) snitched on them to a Swedish serf.
yo, grauner is based.
grauner by Based crab November 18, 2020