grandmeow

what you call yourself to your children's kittycats

hello my little Grandkitty did you miss Grandmeow? I missed you

grandmeow by kitt980 October 16, 2020

grindament 

A cash game of poker, reffered to grindament's by top players as this due to the general method used to beat these games is to play only premium hands as the blinds do not increase and the game never ends.

"playing the stars 100R tonight bro?"
"Nah prolly gonna hit the grindaments"

grindament by jed mitchell August 4, 2007

grandmaed 

Verb: To do something that a grandmother would typically do.

I totally grandmaed out and sent that cat picture to EVERYONE!

grandmaed by rossisdead December 9, 2011

grandaded 

you knee some innocent sole in the thigh
it hurts
and afterwards they walk like a grandad.
this is the concept we all know and love.

hardeep grandaded me yesterday :(

grandaded by Charley351 November 25, 2007

Grandama Canal 

This term is used to describe when one is having unlubricated sexual intercourse with their grandmother, but the hard penis is too sturdy for the grandmother’s saggy and dry vagina to handle, thus ripping the walls off of the vagina like paper and the blood pools and fills up the vagina, imitating the water in the Panama Canal.

Person #1: Hey bud, how was your grandmother yesterday?

Person #2: Not too good, I created a Grandama Canal and she had to go the the gynecologist.

Grandama Canal by theguyinwalmart January 7, 2018

grandate 

When you go out to spend quality time with your grandparent.

Are you looking forward to your grandate this evening?

grandate by Joresact August 10, 2017

Gradameditated 

When you do good and good is doing good when good is good

Damn you really Gradameditated that’s sick has hell

Gradameditated by TheMrLink May 7, 2022