Grammar school

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A school that requires you to take a test and get a certain mark in order to attend in the hopes that intelligent people will get in however this system does not work very well since a lot of idiots manage to get in too

Person 1: ooooooh they went to a grammar school they must be really smart
Person 2: nah, they are actually an idiot

Grammar school by Hellothere278 June 9, 2021

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Grammar School

The best type of school. Pupils are both intelligent and civilised.

"Don't talk to me unless you went to a grammar school."

Grammar School by BC FTW June 23, 2014

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Grammar school

A school Somewhere between gr9 k to 1st k to 2nd k to 3rd

This might be called Also primary school

Back in the day in grammar school

Grammar school by 459395 March 1, 2022

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Grammar School Man

Grammar School man is the hardest zesser dem, but also there are a lot of 'wanna be ' zesssers.

Those Grammar school man does horn.

Grammar School Man by ZesserMan February 1, 2021

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Guildford Grammar School

A school which had a headmaster who dipped faster than the Italians did from the Axis

Guildford Grammar School, oh yeah, Stevman Weebdoh can shove a dildo up his arse

Guildford Grammar School by lolgamers October 13, 2019

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invicta grammar school

An all-girls school in Kent that forces its students to wear knee length skirts that resemble that of a nun. It is full of either slags who lost their virginity at 13, druggies who deal on site, or members of the LGBTQ+ community.

‘have you heard of hell?’
‘oh, invicta grammar school? i go there everyday’

invicta grammar school by wishywashylaundrystick June 17, 2020

John Hampden Grammar School

A really shit school in High Wycombe that thinks they are so much better than they actually are.
It is barely a grammar school, on the same level with non-grammar schools to be honest.
The people there are really stuck up their arses.

Commonly abbreviated to JHGS.

Person 1: Hey bro! I just got into John Hampden Grammar School!!
Person 2: No way bro!! You're going to a shit school, congrats!
Person 1: I know right!!
Person 2: Get ready to become a selfish prick!

John Hampden Grammar School by BrandonD42069 October 20, 2020

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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