Government Joint

A cigarette

"You still smoke government joints?"

by Jimothy Slaps January 19, 2022

government colonoscopy

A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.

Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?

I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

executive government

Executive Government is submitted by Muse Dictionary in Bored Zone I am fine with the blood of Jesus and the rest of the week and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car 🚗

Executive Government: Easy for me to get a new one 🤠☺️🙂☺️🤠🙂

by Muse Dictionary May 2, 2022

Government administration

Paying vulnerable sector persons a 1800 era wage on odsp

This government administration gave me 27 months to live.

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Smoking Governer

A term smoking weed or crack

Do you see that guy over there?

Yea hes been smoking governer.

by TheyIuvmar March 16, 2021

Government Failure

HS2

HS2 is stupid, literally defines government failure.

by Aoctavio March 28, 2022

government flu

Another name for COVID-19, popular among Republicans

"Mom tested positive for the government flu yesterday."

by deSuperNoodle March 2, 2022