got me bent

means yeah right

"go over there and talk to him."
"Please, you got me bent"

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Got me bent

Got me messed up. Got me going crazy.

“Yo did you see that Mr. jones assigned twenty five assignments that are due at midnight?!”

“Yea, he got rly got me bent”

by https://www.yourmom.com March 24, 2020

Got me bent

Kind of saying wtf or I stand corrected

"Dude did you know there was a test today?"
"OMG...NO! School got me bent😩" messed up

by Words of the Future February 12, 2016

You got me bent

To be said when someone is insisting on doing something you normally would not do unless whipped. Usually, it is to be said while making the confused Jimmy Butler face.

Friend: We should buy an eight ball for Friday!
You: You got me bent if you think I'll be doing some dumb shit like that.

by jd.ojeda.7 May 11, 2017

bitch got me bent

A term to use if someone or something has you "messed up."And makes you dream about stabbing your friend.

Ethyn's ex? Bitch got me bent.

by FIDH March 15, 2017