Gorilla Warfare

Über-Special training only the most elite Fake Navy Seals get. Acceptance into the Gorilla Warfare Training program only takes place if the participant has achieved Enormous fake achievements, and has proven oneself on many fake secret missions. Upon arrival, the participant must fight the local hierarchy of Gorillas, all the way to the silver-back. Each tier progressively gets more oil poured on the combatant gorilla, as to make it harder.

First revealed on Youtube by soakedtothemerrow -
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth."

Gorilla Warfare by 487j August 18, 2012

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gorilla warfare

What you may sometimes see only in movies, where man actually has to fight apes strategically in a war scenario.

There is some great gorilla warfare in both the movies Congo and Planet of the Apes.

gorilla warfare by Mikey T February 5, 2005

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gorilla warfare

shave your pubes on a pillow, get a girl to give you a bj, semenate in her face, and slam her face on the pillow

Oh man, I gave Kristi a taste of some gorilla warfare last night.

gorilla warfare by AsTa August 29, 2005

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Gorilla Warfare

A psychiatric condition characterized by violent, aggressive, and entitled outbursts toward successful members of society.

Although the direct cause of Gorilla Warfare outbursts remain unknown, genetics, long term illicit drug use, and dependence on SSDI or (Social Security Disability Income) for extended periods of time are suspected to be contributing factors.

Gorilla Warfare by Iknowuseeit02 June 1, 2022

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Grilla Warfare

Making Gorilas throwing grills in order to kill your enemies

If you don't knidly shut the FUCK up Moe Imma Grilla warfare yo' ass

Grilla Warfare by Henery Grill February 24, 2020

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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