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gorilla milk

A mixture of milk and Allen's Coffee Brandy. Considered by many to be the state drink of Maine. Also know as a Sombrero, the Champagne of Maine, and Fat Ass in a Glass. Called Gorilla Milk because chronic abusers have been know to do some really stupid things.
"They found Ole Joe buck nekid and frozen to death on top of the water tower. Just goes to show what that Gorilla Milk will do to you."
gorilla milk by Cheez Head March 21, 2009
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gorilla milk

a alcholic drink containing kahluah, amaretto, bananas and milk
"gorilla milk, that shit will have you on your face"
-mac dre
gorilla milk by jzb June 29, 2006

gorilla milk

An African-American person's semen.
I wanna give her a taste of my gorilla milk.
gorilla milk by Mr. Bungle February 4, 2006

Gorilla Milk

A massive close fisted blow to the face thus resulting in laying someone the fuck out.



"Their was a huge fight after the game last night, Paul straight up gorilla milked that dude!"
Gorilla Milk by Battleship338 October 14, 2008

gorilla milking it 

Man after I didn't get with those females last night, I went strait home and started gorilla milking it.
gorilla milking it by Garzamos November 26, 2006

GorillaMilkshake 

1. (n) a complete and utter retard
2. (adj) to do something completely retarded
1. man, he's such a GorillaMilkshake
2. well that was a GorillaMilkshake thing to do
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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