gorilla math

Bad math. Very crude, bad math, often performed by someone who thinks they know what they're doing.

(From Rounders)

Mike: "So, what do you owe him?"

Worm: "I don't know, by his crazy fuckin' gorilla math... like fifteen."

gorilla math by RobbyPants August 15, 2007

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Gorilla Monk Mathias

When a person is unhappy because of a certain event, so they go gorilla mode.

-Hey why isnt Mathias here?

-Oh he's Gorilla Monk Mathias, because of last night.

Gorilla Monk Mathias by JayJaylol30 May 18, 2024

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gorillamutha

One bad mofo all the way around. Good with the ladies, good at everything. Rumor has it that he's hung so low, he can't swing from trees anymore, but is restricted to ground movements only. So rather than sneak monkey rape attacks, a gorillamutha straight out pounds his victims into mincemeat pie.

Don't cross a gorillamutha, if you piss him off, they'll not only fling poo at you, they'll rip you're head off and shit down your throat.

'Hey, did you see how that cat just pulled that shit off on that dumbass, he's one bad ass gorillamutha.'

'That dude just fucked her till she was cross-eyed, that's is straight out batshit crazy gorillamutha action there.'

gorillamutha by gorillamutha August 15, 2012

Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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