gorilla math 

Bad math. Very crude, bad math, often performed by someone who thinks they know what they're doing.

(From Rounders)

Mike: "So, what do you owe him?"

Worm: "I don't know, by his crazy fuckin' gorilla math... like fifteen."

gorilla math by RobbyPants August 15, 2007

Gorilla Monk Mathias

When a person is unhappy because of a certain event, so they go gorilla mode.

-Hey why isnt Mathias here?

-Oh he's Gorilla Monk Mathias, because of last night.

Gorilla Monk Mathias by JayJaylol30 May 18, 2024

gorillamutha

One bad mofo all the way around. Good with the ladies, good at everything. Rumor has it that he's hung so low, he can't swing from trees anymore, but is restricted to ground movements only. So rather than sneak monkey rape attacks, a gorillamutha straight out pounds his victims into mincemeat pie.

Don't cross a gorillamutha, if you piss him off, they'll not only fling poo at you, they'll rip you're head off and shit down your throat.

'Hey, did you see how that cat just pulled that shit off on that dumbass, he's one bad ass gorillamutha.'

'That dude just fucked her till she was cross-eyed, that's is straight out batshit crazy gorillamutha action there.'

gorillamutha by gorillamutha August 15, 2012