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1. Goretty is typically a girls name of a person who is really down to earth. They are the coolest persons to hang out with and fun to be around. Goretty’s can take a joke and are very easy to get along with. Usually love sports and tend to prefer a truck over a car ,however, their pick in teams is horrendous. Do not be fooled, they are in no way manly, Goretty’s are one of the most sensitive and attractive girls. They are afraid of the dark, scary movies and being home alone and something about them makes one want their company.
“Hey man what you up to tonight?”
Nothing just gonna hang out with that bitch Goretty?”
“Oh really that bitch is fucken cool! tell her I say whats up!”
Goretty by joebin August 6, 2011

St. Neumann Goretti High School 

A Catholic school that resides in South Philly. Used to be two schools, St. John Neumann, and St. Maria Goretti high school. They adjoined in 2004 due to lack of attending students, and moved to the Goretti building. Neumann Goretti is currently the only Catholic high school in Philadelphia that accepts both boys and girls.
Person 1: I'm going to St. Neumann Goretti High School!
Person 2: Ha, NG sucks. Roman pride all the way!
Person 1: Eh, we all have opinions cuz!
Person 2: *shoots person 1*
Goretti, or Gore, loves her name. She is one of the sweetest person I ever met. She is always quiet and chill, she loves enjoying life and is passionate about what she does. She likes to drink, to make drugs, and to play cards, but what she really loves is sex! Goddammit, she's a bomb in bed, best sex ever! Take care of her, she needs to come several times!
"Today I made Goretti come 4 times in a row, she couldn't feel her legs from the pleasure!"
Goretti by Cindy's lover November 23, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026