goosey gander 

To walk around a certain area with no intention of going anywhere definite, almost like a goose wandering around a river bank pooping in random spots and harrasing little children but then waddling away somewhere else or better known as a goosey gander.

"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"

goosey gander by Speedygonzalez July 20, 2015

goosey gander 

To walk around a certain area with no intention of going anywhere definite, almost like a goose wandering around a river bank pooping in random spots and harrasing little children but then waddling away somewhere else or better known as a goosey gander.

"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"

goosey gander by Speedygonzalez July 20, 2015

goosey goosey gander 

to look at or observe something

"Bloody hell, have a goosey goosey gander at her tits, they're massive!"

goosey goosey gander by E_rike July 8, 2017

Goose Gander Cunt 

Used to describe someone that doesn't understand that was is good for most people is also good for them; i.e.; what is good for the goose is good for the gander!

JB: Hey man, our supervisor is a dick, he treats us like shit but expects to be treated like a king!?!
L: Yeah, he is just a Goose Gander Cunt!

Goose Gander Cunt by DJ Talleo October 26, 2015

Geesey Gander Goose

"Geesey gander goose" is a phrase used to describe a little nonce

"You know phil? He likes little boys! he is a geesey gander goose.

Geesey Gander Goose by Geesey gander goose September 29, 2022

Goose is a gander 

Surprising someone with a thumb up the butthole when they're not looking, while exclaiming, "goose is a gander!"

Tiffany: "What the hell are you doing back there?"
Nora: "Goose is a gander!"

Goose is a gander by norandtiff January 26, 2011

gander of the goose 

Another way of saying the way she goes

Oisin: damn bro I lost 50€ in a bet last night
Shane:That's the gander of the goose

gander of the goose by Insert name herel October 15, 2019