goosey gander

To walk around a certain area with no intention of going anywhere definite, almost like a goose wandering around a river bank pooping in random spots and harrasing little children but then waddling away somewhere else or better known as a goosey gander.

"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"

goosey gander by Speedygonzalez July 20, 2015

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"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"

goosey gander by Speedygonzalez July 20, 2015

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goosey goosey gander

to look at or observe something

"Bloody hell, have a goosey goosey gander at her tits, they're massive!"

goosey goosey gander by E_rike July 8, 2017

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Goose Gander Cunt

Used to describe someone that doesn't understand that was is good for most people is also good for them; i.e.; what is good for the goose is good for the gander!

JB: Hey man, our supervisor is a dick, he treats us like shit but expects to be treated like a king!?!
L: Yeah, he is just a Goose Gander Cunt!

Goose Gander Cunt by DJ Talleo October 26, 2015