goopwhack 

verb.

to subscribe an unsuspecting victim to Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP newsletter

executed as an act of hatred or adoration

"I think that square-faced cunt Nancy keeps goopwhacking me!"

"Let's goopwhack people we hate all weekend."

goopwhack by rita mate, CPA October 8, 2009

Godwhack 

Someone who has allowed the metaphysical and most hateful elements of religion to dominate their lives and thoughts, and feel compelled to impose their dogma upon the rest of society. Not all religious people are Godwhacks.

A group of godwhacks from Westboro Baptist Church demonstrated outside the funeral of Presbyterian minister Fred Rogers, because the host of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood never said bad things about homosexuals.

Godwhack by Ian December 7, 2004

Goatwhacked

The dangerous state of being so enthralled by a story about a goat that you don't care if your country is under attack by terrorists.

The President was so Goatwhacked that he tripled the amount of time Al Queda had to carry out their attack.

Goatwhacked by Ian December 7, 2004

godwhacks

Level ninety-nine bible humpers.
People obsessed with religion and related dogma,
generally hate homosexuals, and are secretly racist.
Think everybody should be their religion, focus on nothing but god, and believe all music besides Christian rock, or the religious equivalent is "satanic", particularly rap, country, and raggae.

Crazy: Jesus is teh b0mb.
Normie: Yeah, he is/was.
Crazy: M0rmons pwnz, join our cult?
Normie: No waaaii! D:
Crazy: Then burn in hell, you homosecksickle!
Normie: No, leave me alone! You friggin' godwhacks! GTFO!

godwhacks by Wet Willeh', argh! October 25, 2007

poopwhacking 

taking to long to do something.
going poop and whacking it while you are there, thus taking to long with the poop.

he said he would be here in 10 minutes. its been 3 goddamn hours. dudes poopwhacking like i aint eva seen.

poopwhacking by slylawngnomes October 27, 2010