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Godwhack 

Someone who has allowed the metaphysical and most hateful elements of religion to dominate their lives and thoughts, and feel compelled to impose their dogma upon the rest of society. Not all religious people are Godwhacks.
A group of godwhacks from Westboro Baptist Church demonstrated outside the funeral of Presbyterian minister Fred Rogers, because the host of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood never said bad things about homosexuals.
Godwhack by Ian December 7, 2004
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Goatwhacked

The dangerous state of being so enthralled by a story about a goat that you don't care if your country is under attack by terrorists.
The President was so Goatwhacked that he tripled the amount of time Al Queda had to carry out their attack.
Goatwhacked by Ian December 7, 2004
Level ninety-nine bible humpers.
People obsessed with religion and related dogma,
generally hate homosexuals, and are secretly racist.
Think everybody should be their religion, focus on nothing but god, and believe all music besides Christian rock, or the religious equivalent is "satanic", particularly rap, country, and raggae.
Crazy: Jesus is teh b0mb.
Normie: Yeah, he is/was.
Crazy: M0rmons pwnz, join our cult?
Normie: No waaaii! D:
Crazy: Then burn in hell, you homosecksickle!
Normie: No, leave me alone! You friggin' godwhacks! GTFO!
godwhacks by Wet Willeh', argh! October 25, 2007

poopwhacking 

taking to long to do something.
going poop and whacking it while you are there, thus taking to long with the poop.
he said he would be here in 10 minutes. its been 3 goddamn hours. dudes poopwhacking like i aint eva seen.
poopwhacking by slylawngnomes October 27, 2010
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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