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to subscribe an unsuspecting victim to Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP newsletter

executed as an act of hatred or adoration
"I think that square-faced cunt Nancy keeps goopwhacking me!"

"Let's goopwhack people we hate all weekend."
by rita mate, CPA October 08, 2009
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