Goober's beans 

To have excruciating pain or endure great suffering.

He came back with goober's beans last night. (He came back with excruciating pain last night.)

Goober's beans by Goobers-beans January 1, 2018

gooner sauce 

semen

my bud got his gooner sauce all over my face during the 4 hour long goon sesh

gooner sauce by goonercheeks58 November 26, 2023

Gooner Supreme 

This prestigious title is awarded to the most dedicated and knowledgeable Gooners who have demonstrated an exceptional level of expertise, loyalty, and passion for the Goon. It is a distinction reserved for those who have earned the highest recognition within the community by becoming the Gooner Supreme.

Example: After 10 years of straight Goon, Nick Adatia was recognized and named the Gooner Supreme.

Gooner Supreme by Gooner Supreme March 2, 2025

Gooner Slave

A pornography addicted without a goal in life that drowns that feeling my masturbating all day to online women who thinks people like them are disgusting.

"For mommy natalieexking I would do anything! I'm her gooner slave!"

Gooner Slave by super_nigger March 14, 2025

Gooner skin

A custom, female gaming skin (typically anime) used by a male player.

This neck beard, mouth breather uses a gooner skin in Fortnite.

Gooner skin by GoatRider357 January 19, 2026

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

Schmucker's Goober Jelly by QuacksO April 8, 2020

super gooner 

A delusion arsenal fan that believes the club's lies, and abuses anybody who doesn't

Super gooners, believe the arsenal's lies

super gooner by KITIKATANA March 9, 2023