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gooner sauce 

my bud got his gooner sauce all over my face during the 4 hour long goon sesh
gooner sauce by goonercheeks58 November 26, 2023

Gooner Supreme 

This prestigious title is awarded to the most dedicated and knowledgeable Gooners who have demonstrated an exceptional level of expertise, loyalty, and passion for the Goon. It is a distinction reserved for those who have earned the highest recognition within the community by becoming the Gooner Supreme.
Example: After 10 years of straight Goon, Nick Adatia was recognized and named the Gooner Supreme.

Gooner Slave

A pornography addicted without a goal in life that drowns that feeling my masturbating all day to online women who thinks people like them are disgusting.
"For mommy natalieexking I would do anything! I'm her gooner slave!"
Gooner Slave by super_nigger March 14, 2025

Gooner skin

A custom, female gaming skin (typically anime) used by a male player.
This neck beard, mouth breather uses a gooner skin in Fortnite.
Gooner skin by GoatRider357 January 19, 2026

Albanian gooner splaut

When someone with curly hair fucks someone who is bald and the person being fucked makes the person with curly hair put it out and violently twists their testicles and makes them ejaculate all over the place and becoming bald from having to pick the nut out of their hair.
Dave : Why are you bald?
Kendra : I gave my man an Albanian gooner splaut.

Albanian gooner splat

When someone with curly hair fucks someone who is bald and the person being fucked makes the person with curly hair put it out and violently twists their testicles and makes them ejaculate all over the place and becoming bald from having to pick the nut out of their hair.
Dave : Why are you bald?
Kendra : I gave my man an Albanian gooner splat.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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