Goober's beans

To have excruciating pain or endure great suffering.

He came back with goober's beans last night. (He came back with excruciating pain last night.)

Goober's beans by Goobers-beans January 1, 2018

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gooner sauce

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my bud got his gooner sauce all over my face during the 4 hour long goon sesh

gooner sauce by goonercheeks58 November 26, 2023

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Gooner Supreme

This prestigious title is awarded to the most dedicated and knowledgeable Gooners who have demonstrated an exceptional level of expertise, loyalty, and passion for the Goon. It is a distinction reserved for those who have earned the highest recognition within the community by becoming the Gooner Supreme.

Example: After 10 years of straight Goon, Nick Adatia was recognized and named the Gooner Supreme.

Gooner Supreme by Gooner Supreme March 2, 2025

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Gooner Slave

A pornography addicted without a goal in life that drowns that feeling my masturbating all day to online women who thinks people like them are disgusting.

"For mommy natalieexking I would do anything! I'm her gooner slave!"

Gooner Slave by super_nigger March 14, 2025

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Gooner skin

A custom, female gaming skin (typically anime) used by a male player.

This neck beard, mouth breather uses a gooner skin in Fortnite.

Gooner skin by GoatRider357 January 19, 2026

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Albanian gooner splat

When someone with curly hair fucks someone who is bald and the person being fucked makes the person with curly hair put it out and violently twists their testicles and makes them ejaculate all over the place and becoming bald from having to pick the nut out of their hair.

Dave : Why are you bald?
Kendra : I gave my man an Albanian gooner splat.

Albanian gooner splat by Ilovealaskansnowdragons May 29, 2026

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Albanian gooner splaut

Dave : Why are you bald?
Kendra : I gave my man an Albanian gooner splaut.

Albanian gooner splaut by Ilovealaskansnowdragons May 29, 2026

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