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Albanian gooner splat

When someone with curly hair fucks someone who is bald and the person being fucked makes the person with curly hair put it out and violently twists their testicles and makes them ejaculate all over the place and becoming bald from having to pick the nut out of their hair.
Dave : Why are you bald?
Kendra : I gave my man an Albanian gooner splat.

Albanian gooner splaut

When someone with curly hair fucks someone who is bald and the person being fucked makes the person with curly hair put it out and violently twists their testicles and makes them ejaculate all over the place and becoming bald from having to pick the nut out of their hair.
Dave : Why are you bald?
Kendra : I gave my man an Albanian gooner splaut.

Mississippian twist & shout

when your girl twists your dick so hard that you shout and ejaculate onto the roof, then force her to lick it off the ceiling
"Yo i got an insane Mississippian twist & shout yesterday"