goompblock 

The blockage of ur backside.

To be GOOMPBLOCKED.

Your a goompblock a shit stop.

To be an asshole plug.

Ur a goompblock, stop being a goompblock.

goompblock by Sav. July 5, 2020

Glopblocker 

A person at work that stops you for meaningless conversation when you're on your way to the can to deuce.

"Man, I was totally doing the poo-dance while Cheryl was talking to me about her stupid dogs."
"She's a real glopblocker."

Glopblocker by AKAStavros October 29, 2009