goodnight, my love :)

hey baby, so i know how we're separated right now, but i decided to make a couple of paragraphs for you in this time period, you may question why.., well it's because i want you to know that i care a lot about you and that i love you unconditionally <333 i just really hope that you never decide to leave me for any reason because without you i'll be like a bear without their honey, i'll be like the mood without the stars, i'll be like the notebook without the paper, i'll be like the heart with no arrow.. and so on:( oh oh, you must be https, because without you i'm :// <3 i know that was trash, but it's true. you always find a way to light up my day even if it doesn't take much effort. i love you so much and i really do hope that we never leave eachother. i promise you that there is no such thing as a much more better boy for me out there. you are the one i prayed for, you are the one i wished for, you are the one i begged for, you are the one i chose. i chose you for so many reasons, being: your hugs, your beautiful personality, the way you're so overprotective, the way you show love, the way you are who you are. please never change for anybody baby, i love you too much, and it would hurt my hella sensitive heart to see you do all the romantic things that we're doing right now to another person that isn't me, so please never leave me :( i love you so much <333

hey hey, goodnight, my love :) oh and i hope you enjoyed this :D

goodnight, my love :) by andreea <3333 March 21, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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