by Birchtreeleaf September 24, 2017
The act of leaving a social event with a prolonged goodbye, similar to Italian families, due to hugging each individual and spawning new topics of discussion in an endless cycle i.e. "Wait, before you leave let me show you what I've done to the lawn!", which leads to a discussion about how nobody ever helps you at Lowe's, which leads to something politically driven, which leads to Brad Pitt, which leads to a funny anecdote about how you all got really drunk last Cinco de Mayo, which leads to having another shot, which leads to watching a funny YouTube video you just thought of, which leads to how strange people are, which leads to "oh shit I have work tomorrow I really need to leave", which leads to another round of goodbye hugs, which leads to one more meatball for the road, which leads to "take some home with you", which leads to acid reflux, which leads to drug commercials...Etc.
Hunny I swear I was planning on leaving the party at 11, but once I finally said goodbye to everyone Steve brought up STAR WARS and I got stuck in an Italian Goodbye for the last 3 hours.
by Pfsacco December 19, 2016
Politely leaving a party while fairly sober. Often enacted by asking if anyone needs anything. adjacent to an 'Irish Goodbye.'
I thought that chump was too drunk to drive but I realized he was fine what he did that Canadian Goodbye.
by Doctor Ubuntu Palindrome May 27, 2015
The shot you know will cause you to black out. Therefore this will be last time you remember being with the people you are with and will see them again in the morning in order for them to fill you in on the details you don't remember.
"alright this is it, goodbye everyone, goodbye!"
"wait, you're already taking your goodbye shot?"
"yeah"
"okay! see you tomorrow!"
"wait, you're already taking your goodbye shot?"
"yeah"
"okay! see you tomorrow!"
by lissakayy November 13, 2009
the style of goodbye where you purposely act/say something obviously stupid to end the relationship.
This chick told me she wanted to go attend a puppy pageant recently, so we went. 10 minutes in one, had enough, so i pulled a setup goodbye
told her i needed to go to the restroom, set off the fire alarm, started the whip and bolted out.
told her i needed to go to the restroom, set off the fire alarm, started the whip and bolted out.
by Spicy fishies December 14, 2018
by madd grigga October 17, 2006
A Midwestern Goodbye is a way to leave an event, party, or any gathering of people. The way one does a Midwestern Goodbye is to go to the door, grab your coat and proceed to talk to your host for multiple hours while next to the door. No matter the soberness of yourself or your host you must engage in an enriching conversation covering recent and past topics and events. A Midwestern Goodbye is commonly associated with Minnesota Nice
Minnesotan 1 : Welp I suppose I should better get going, gotta go to the mall before we get home.
Minnesotan 2 : Which mall?
Minnesotan 1 : Oh just old Ridgedale off of Highway 12
Minnesotan 2 : Really? I’ve never been there.
Minnesotan 1 : Well let me tell you about Ridgedale!
Ext.
Commentator : Welp that’s a case of a Midwestern Goodbye!
Minnesotan 2 : Which mall?
Minnesotan 1 : Oh just old Ridgedale off of Highway 12
Minnesotan 2 : Really? I’ve never been there.
Minnesotan 1 : Well let me tell you about Ridgedale!
Ext.
Commentator : Welp that’s a case of a Midwestern Goodbye!
by Corndogst March 4, 2023