good damage

good damage comes from popular show bojack horseman. the phrase means damage that helps or contributes to yourself in a positive way. the opposite is bad damage, which only serves to make you an angry, regretful person. plain damage fits in there too. plain damage is just the type of trauma and hurt that just stays there, doing virtually nothing. you remember, it hurts, but it doesnt make you better or worse. kind of like how the meteor that killed the dinosaurs leaves damage on the earth, but the damage changes little to nothing about the area.

therapist: "how would you say your damage has changed you?"
person 1: "id say i have good damage. i think my trauma made me a better person."

good damage by weirdossss October 3, 2023

damaged canned good 

A gorgeous girl that doesn't know how incredibly special she is, due to failed past relationships and douchebag boyfriends. Shy by nature, but the life of the party when she gets to know you!! Usually a white girl, but common among Hispanic women as well! She is tough from life's experiences, but has a tender heart that is a valuable prize to be won!! To hold her, makes you the richest man on earth!! Do not attempt to straighten her out, it's the dents and dings that have made her into this work of pure perfection!!

She's not waisting her time on a guy like me, she's a damaged canned good, she's way out of my league!

damaged canned good by Rowdy Roger November 22, 2013

Goddamage

Utter annihilation. Ownage. Beating something or someone up or down. Complete and inarguable decimation.

"Come on guys, let's do some GODDAMAGE!"

Goddamage by Vault337 March 22, 2010