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Goochaplegic 

One who is paralyzed from the gooch down.
1.Wolfgang fell on a picket fence right on his gooch, now hes a goochaplegic for good.

2.Serena severed her gooch whilst stretchng before her dance class, and was admitted to hospital and diagnosed a Goochaplegic.

3.
Serena: "Aww great, a goochaplegic, a day before the party!"

Goosehole 

A term for belly button, usually used in a sexual context. Most commonly employed in the kink community.
Yeahh? Yeahh? Gimme that silly goosehole
Goosehole by DJJRoc July 5, 2021

Goochaholic 

One who is addicted to everything Gooch (the area that connects one's ballsack and asshole)
I can't stop thinking about Johhny's gooch.....or.....Dear god, that is one good looking gooch....or.....I will be back in a few hours, I am going to my weekly goochaholic meeting.
Goochaholic by JVD! July 3, 2009
When a male puts his hand on the center of his girlfriend's buttocks and shakes his hand in a circular motion in order to shake her booty.
Male: "Goochle, goochle, goochle..."
Female: "Stop it; I'm trying to do the dishes."
Goochle by youknowwhoiambaby July 19, 2011

Gooch-hole 

A medical phenomena arising from a male having an additional X chromosome in which the patient has both a penis and a urethra tucked under said penis. This condition is usually accompanied by a unfortunate side of type II diabetes.
Guy 1: “Yo did you hear that her boyfriend has an extra X chromosome?”
Guy 2: “Does that mean he has a gooch-hole?”
Gooch-hole by Bigballer02 February 3, 2020

Thirsty Goosehole 

A queer male who's anal cavity has been filled to the rim ( A Bermuda triangle of seamen). They are often loose and they need to use tampoons or butt plugs to keep their contents intact (vast matter).
Imran the former model/dancer needs to shut he's thirsty goosehole,. If he thinks he is fooling anyone about being straight he is dead wrong every time he sneeze's a tonne of George Michael semen falls out.
Thirsty Goosehole by truecalling September 7, 2013