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Gooch Butter 

A thin layer of smelly, sweaty, cheesy ball butter, that appears on the gooch, occurs when anyone from mexican or sweaty heritage does not shower the space between thei asshole and ballsack. It can be put on enlgish muffins and toast, and is a delicacy in Chineese Restraunts.
Waitress: What would you like to eat today sir?

Customer: I'll take the over easy eggs and toast.

Waitress: Jam or butter on the toast?

Customer: You guys got any Gooch Butter? If so, spread it thick.
Gooch Butter by Fallensk8ter689 January 8, 2009
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gooch butter 

The material that accumulates between the ball sack and anus, especially on hot nights.
She, unfortunately, got into the gooch butter and threw up.
gooch butter by KansasSti June 28, 2011

gooch butter 

When a male puts his finger on his gooch, collecting sweat and smell, and then sticks his finger in a peanut butter jar and licks it. That peanut butter is now gooch butter.
Sal: Why the fuck did you put your gooch fingers in the peanut butter?

Jimmy: It's gooch butter now.
gooch butter by FlickO April 12, 2009
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