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Aka Golle. Very good at one handed floorzorros!?
”Can you do a floorzorro?”

”Oh, you mean a golle”

Goliat
Goliat by Grimm!? March 31, 2019

Goliath Gob 

Someone who just won't, and never will, stfu. This word can either refer to the actual person, or their mouths. It doesn't matter, but usually one will capitalize when speaking of the person and no capitalize when speaking of the mouth.

Latin Root: Golaitus Gobimus
That Goliath Gob always ruins parties with his goliath gob.
Goliath Gob by Adam? January 21, 2009
Fugly bat pokemon, evolution of Zubat. Like zubat, it's annoying, especially when you enter caves, appearing every other step, but only in the higher-level caves, like the caves near the sea and Victory Road. Still, they are goddamned irritating, and for some reason, all the bad guys in the Pokemon games love to use Golbat.
Golbat maybe annoying but it sucks. Any strong powered attack will kill it. And even though they suck, they will still emerge to challenge your godlike Pokemon when you trod in caves. God how I hate them. If you want to maintain your sanity, make sure you bring Repels before entering a cave.
Golbat evolves into Crobat when it's happy. Crobat is actually useful. I guess it is worth catching and raising one of those annoying bats after all.
Golbat by ADVDA May 2, 2009

Brown Goliath 

Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning
Brown Goliath by Loopydave October 24, 2019

David vs Goliath 

When a man with a micropenis engages in sexual intercourse with a woman with an enlarged clitoris. The clitoris must be larger than the micropenis to qualify.
Shaun had a real David vs Goliath situation on his hands when he found himself fucking that discounted Tijuana hooker.
a combination of the words gonad, loser and retard. Obviously, a person with whom most normal folks wouldn't want to associate.
I can't stand that woman. She's a total goliard.
goliard by Most Anyone June 12, 2008