When a person triumphs over a more major complication in their life - therefore rising to a higher level of society. One who accomplishes "beating the golf ball" can also be known as a Taylor and, from that point on, be spoken to in person as "...my Lord" "...your Majesty" or "...his Greatness".
by The_New_Guy August 17, 2009
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Something you get after destroying people dreams and being a bad husband
Damn, have you seen that guy, he has a golf trophy, he must be a madman
by AidenXxX February 6, 2018
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Condition that occurs while golfing, that may last an indeterminate amount of time, and causes uncontrollable body movements, and results in a bad swing and high score.
I had a good round going until I contracted golf palsy on hole 12... luckily it only lasted one hole.
by Kevin Dean April 29, 2008
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A car driven by only the most intelligent, upstanding citizens. Must be wine red. Most are bought by the driver's mothers who also pay for their insurance, motor tax etc.
"Ah did you see that fella driving around in the 2005 Golf?"

"Heard his mammy bought it for him."
by Golf_luver November 19, 2016
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a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks
god damn look how rusty that mk5 golf diesel is ian, its simply terrible
by Ell_23 March 10, 2020
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A group of high school boys who are known for their daddy’s money, a microscopic penis, and lack of testosterone.
“Hey, Jason! Are you apart of the men’s golf team?”

Hell nah, miss me with that pussy shit.”
by Coffee coffin January 20, 2020
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Goth golfing

Playing 18 holes with 18 random goths to decide par on each hole you pick a random goth and count their scars
Mate: “finally found 18 goths, fancy a round of goth golf”

Mate 2: “aye keemon
by Goth golfer September 3, 2023
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