When your at the doctor's office, and your forced to pee in a cup. Unfortunately, you also happened to drink too much and you have an "overflow". The result is pee all over your hand and possibly your surroundings.
by The Golden Ones December 4, 2010
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by Dr Bunnygirl December 21, 2018
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When you shake a man's hand and each of you unzip mid-handshake and consummate the union of joined hands with a hearty urination on and around the hands and forearms. This is the highest form of respect and a sign of good faith for a future business or political relationship.
John entered the boardroom and was met by Brian from Memphis Corp. Brian wanted to make sure John knew he was serious about the future business relationship so he unzipped and bore his penis while offering his hand and gave John a proper Golden Handshake. John followed suit and extended his penis towards the union of hands and made it a reciprocated golden handshake.
by Big Lud the Stud May 20, 2014
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You're living the good life, but you're stuck in a 9 to 5 world for the foreseeable future.
You're living the good life, but you're stuck in a 9 to 5 world for the foreseeable future.
"Joe just got a job at Microsoft, so he and Sally decided to finally put a down-payment on that house they've been eyeing."
"Oh really? Sounds like he just put on the golden handcuffs. Want to bet on when they have a kid?"
"Oh really? Sounds like he just put on the golden handcuffs. Want to bet on when they have a kid?"
by Pyrocat April 18, 2008
Get the golden handcuffs mug.The act of passing a condom via handshake between bros. Most often occurs when one bro sees another about to get lucky, and either knows, or is unsure, that said bro has readily available protection. The handshake occurs to prevent outside parties from noticing, while at the same time congratulating the bro on his success. Should the act not occur, the unopened condom should be returned to it's original owner.
Bro 1: Dan got with Sarah last night... hope he used a dome!
Bro 2: It's all good, I gave him the Golden Handshake.
Bro 2: It's all good, I gave him the Golden Handshake.
by DanTheMan666 October 3, 2013
Get the Golden Handshake mug.A downbeat variation of Golden Handcuffs, often used when you realise the retention bonus or retention contract you have signed up for keeps you in a bad company where you really don't want to be.
Pauline "what's up? you dont seem your normal chirpy self."
Stephanie "I'm crying into my golden handkerchiefs, I want to get out of this chickenshit outfit but can't"
Stephanie "I'm crying into my golden handkerchiefs, I want to get out of this chickenshit outfit but can't"
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