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An old woman who teaches mathematics and enjoys the following: cutting her own hair, Asians, bees, Euclid, Asians, straight edge and oh did i mention Asians?
Goldberg: alright kiddos, get your straight edges out

Marisa: But I don't have one

G-berg: STRAIGHT EDGE IS WHERE ITS AT iwasinthePeaceCoreahhhhhAsiansahhhhh!
by Sensational_Shirley October 05, 2008
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Someone who acts like Steve Jobs with out the talent, ability or Experience.
This company is going to fail because the CEO is a total Goldberg
by fakeNameDropper August 29, 2016
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The act of using your own body as a mobile weapon and impaling another mortal with it causing catastrophic damage to him and anyone who knows him.
by Yatoplayz December 06, 2020
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Worst professional wrestler of all time. Commonly referenced as Goldturd, and talentless waste of space.
We'll never see the day that Goldberg has a decent match.
by Suplexcitybitch September 11, 2017
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