Gold Statue Share definition Flag You turn someone into a Gold Statue when you roll/bury them in snow and then pee on them. I swear to god you throw another snowball at me and i'mma turn your ass into a Gold Statue! Gold Statue by kcVIP December 23, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Gold Statue mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch