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going pro 

when you want to take the next step in your career, not knowing that pro in this case stands for procrastination.
"george, you going pro in video editing?"
George: "yeah man!" *closes premiere and opens youtube tab*
going pro by GrontleGums October 5, 2023
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going pro 

a euphemism for masturbating while at work or on the clock. Getting paid while masturbating.
Jesse was bored at the bike shop. It was a slow day. The rest of the mechanics could not find him for a half hour. They suspected he was in the bathroom going pro.
going pro by Leroy777 November 1, 2009

Going Pro 

when you drink one night and have to wake up early in the morning for work or anything
Going Pro by GoProBro February 18, 2011

Going pro 

When a male turns to a professional sex worker in order to get some action.
When I'm in Vegas, if I can't pick up I'm going pro.
Going pro by Lazarus Ciccone December 6, 2010

Going to prom on your own 

When you go to prom on your own in a Lamborghini to gain aura instead of going with your friends
sorry I cant go to prom with you as I'm (going to prom on your own) going on my own. I will have so much aura!

I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them
I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was

the big boys are the same and you can get them on the way to your house or to the good old place and they will be able to voice your life with you and your family is a great thing to do in your life that and your family your life is the best one find find a good
to the old days in the world and you will find that you have a great life for you as well and you are a sad and beautiful girl that will never be able and you want to be a good friend

and you are a great person who is very proud of yourself and the way you are and will be your life is the only thing that you can make a perfect life in your life is before the first year of the year and you are the only one who can suck your life

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was
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murderhobo 

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