Gobe

The term GOBE is often used in cases when an unusually coloured/shaped head is present. It stands for - Gone Off Boiled Egg..

Chris Burden heads looks like a Gobe

by hancokk April 12, 2012

Gobe

An absolute unit.God of death and destruction and a complete dumbass.His only use is his ability to create a funny meme from time to time.

Oh shit do you hear that fucking high pitched sound?Gobe must be nearby.

by Lvl.100_boss January 8, 2019

gobe

The mispronunciation of 'gobby', often used merely for its hilarity and because it simply 'sounds funnier than gobby'

Johnny; SOMEONE GIVE ME A GOBE
everyone; wtf hahahaha

by coinroller March 12, 2008

Gobeli

To hold onto something that isn't yours for an extended amount of time. ie someone loans you a pen or offers you a dip and you hold onto it forever. See "Bogart"

"Hey Woody! Stop Gobeli-ing that dip.

by NITSUA NEVETS December 18, 2010

Gobe

NOUN – origin: Urus-Wilmottus

A person who makes you wish you had the Bubonic Plague just so you could DIE and get away from them, but they stick like shit on your shoe. They are loutish and badly mannered. They have a horrible laugh. Passive aggressive types who truly believe that they are awesome. Other Gobes think they are fabulous. They love to PROVE you wrong. You daydream about ways they could get their comeuppance (sigh).

"Why is Debbie so loud and annoying, she is such a Gobe! Can't she just go away?"

by JGro October 15, 2013

gobese

An alternative adjective for gay fat. Descibes a gay man who would be considered healthy by most cultural norms, but in the gay community is considered to be drastically overweight. Situation can progress to become morbidly gobese.

As soon as his abs were no longer visible, Scott realized that he was officially gobese.

by Stitch SDK November 22, 2010

morbidly gobese

Description of gay man who has progressed beyond gobese or gay fat and is 20 pounds or more overweight. At this point, he is considered dead to the gay community.

Scott suspected he was morbidly gobese when he had to buy jeans with a 36-inch waist, but his suspicions were confirmed when other men would avert their eyes in disgust and horror.

by Stitch SDK November 22, 2010