A Gobbie Monster is an individual who makes ur very upset from spinning lies in your face, and associates themselves with homosexuals. This person has the potential to give head to other males.
by *MKD* August 10, 2009
John went to Jane's house but Jane's Nan was the only one there, so John gave into temptation and allowed himself to be victim of an 80 yr old's Gum Gobby
by MetalXXXHead February 19, 2009
Broseph 1: 'Hey man check out my John Thomas'
Broseph 2: 'What the heck its green?!'
Broseph 1: 'Yeah she gave me a bit of a Green Gobby-lin last night'
Broseph 2: 'What the heck its green?!'
Broseph 1: 'Yeah she gave me a bit of a Green Gobby-lin last night'
by Hawkeye1993 January 11, 2012
by Steelme February 24, 2022
Doesnt take any shit and will readily stand up to anyone and confront them. Doesnt give a fuck what people think about them being a gobby little shit.
"She's a right gobby little shit"
by Donner kebab April 28, 2004
When someone is assigned a task they cannot refuse.
When someone claims they will do a certain action - something as simple as stating they will piss in a bush - whether it be hypothetical or humorous, as soon as someone replies with “Gobby Peanuts”, their word is solidified and the action must be completed.
There are rules:
You cannot tell someone to do something and add “Gobby Peanuts”. The person who is Gobby Peanutted MUST vocally express the action in theory first.
The action in question does not have to be completed immediately. As long as it does get completed.
When someone claims they will do a certain action - something as simple as stating they will piss in a bush - whether it be hypothetical or humorous, as soon as someone replies with “Gobby Peanuts”, their word is solidified and the action must be completed.
There are rules:
You cannot tell someone to do something and add “Gobby Peanuts”. The person who is Gobby Peanutted MUST vocally express the action in theory first.
The action in question does not have to be completed immediately. As long as it does get completed.
by lifeofpib April 13, 2021
by pizza on ur focus pocus March 18, 2022