gnovelist 

the author of a graphic novel.

as far as gnovelists go, i'm not sure i can pick a fav...maybe Alan Moore?

gnovelist by niceapple74r7 April 9, 2009

airport novelist 

an author whose books are most commonly, and probably only, sold well in an airport venue.

these books are all paperback, with lame, intriguing titles like "death before sunrise" or "the english assassin", contain extremely predictable/cliche plots, and feature faux-intense scary and mysterious cover art.
these books are meant to be read on an airplane when there is absolutely nothing better to do.

Dan Silva is such an airport novelist.

Dan Brown could be considered an airport novelist, almost.

airport novelist by mkgeezy October 28, 2009

Novelist 

A person that writes novels; books that are 50,000+ words in length.

I'm allowed to use my laptop during earth hour if I'm on battery power, right? I can't help it, I'm a novelist and my storyline is too compelling right now to quit.

Novelist by maddie_1213 April 12, 2011

Gravelista 

A superior cyclist that has fully converted to riding gravel bikes, usually with all the gravel-specific accoutrements. Typically considers themselves to be better than any other cyclist that ever existed or will exist, because "gravel bikes can go anywhere", which they express in passing smirks or no acknowledgement whatsoever to any other type of cyclist they may pass.

“wow what a fucking douchebag, oh no, wait, it’s a gravelista”

Gravelista by Turbo-Donkey July 18, 2021

French novelist 

polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac

Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.

French novelist by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2016

Comment novelist

Noun. A person in a forum/comment section who goes on a massive tangent regarding a certain topic. Typically covering every minute detail and sometimes (but not always) using overly sophisticated language.

Jim: "that guy on that one Reddit thread was a total comment novelist

Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!

Comment novelist by Professional goblin December 15, 2024

real estate novelist 

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

real estate novelist by gnostic3 April 19, 2022